Note from Papa to Mama this morning. My new diet plan.
There's a new plan that's been implemented. I was thinking about calling PETA or the ASPCA for help. I am now being fed at the bottom of the stairs. I have to go all the way down and then up a full flight of stairs just to have some food. On top of that I have to eat next to their stinky shoes. Mama's pictures are lousy because not only can you not see ALL the stairs but I have laser eyes.