I cannot believe how long we've been gone and it's all the lady's fault. She says her work has been keeping her too busy these last few weeks. Now it's been so long that I can't remember all the things I've done since I last posted. In no certain order:
- I caught a millipede
- Slept in the pillow case and laughed to myself when the lady couldn't find me and was calling and calling
- Scooted my bum across the floor to get a dry, pesky you-know-what off my bum
- Watched the birds and trees for a few hours every morning, sometimes all day
- Snubbed several different cans of food
- Gained close to a pound in spite of the above and the lady is very unhappy about this one
- Woke the lady up very early every single morning without fail

