Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Confusion



I have a strict schedule and I like to stick to it. Last night, however, the Lady got me all confused.

Here’s how, more or less, a regular day goes:
Well before 6:00 a.m.  Sit by the Lady’s bed and stare at her until she gets up
6:45 a.m. Eat breakfast of stinky goodness and wash face
7:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. Bird watch, make rounds, nap on couch, snack on leftovers from breakfast, bathe
4:30 p.m. Eat dinner and wash up
5:00 p.m. Go back on couch
6:00 p.m. Hang out on bedroom floor where lots of sun puddles come through the window
7:00 p.m. Play with the Lady and snack and hopefully get some treats
8:00 p.m. Wait oh-so-patiently for the Lady to get off the computer and play more
9:30 p.m. Curl up on the very corner of the bed where the Lady has pulled up the comforter. (Perish the thought that I would be comfortable says she, but I prefer no comforter or blanket.)
10:30 Lights out
11:30 (or so) Make sure the Big Guy gets into bed and then back to my corner of the bed

Well, last night, the Lady had old-lady pains and couldn’t sleep and got up around 11:30. This really confused me. I thought it was morning. I couldn’t understand why the blinds were closed and it was dark and so I kept meowing at the Lady and Big Guy to turn on the sunshine out there so I could see the birds. Then the Lady decides to go back to bed and expects me to go with her. I was waiting for breakfast.

Why must she baffle me so?

8 comments:

  1. There's no rhyme or reason to the "doings" of humans, Annie Bear. Best to give up trying to sort them out.

    Uh, you got a snack, though, right? To hold you over until breakfast?

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  2. I totally understand, anything but normal is sure confusing!

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  3. Oh my I would have been confused too Lucy!

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  4. well goodness. I so hope things get better and you are back to your regular schedual right quick!

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  5. Annie, there is no understanding the humans!! Confuse me all day long!! xox

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  6. We don't like when our routine is changed either, Annie. Humans should know that!

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  7. Poor human,hope she feel better soon and things go back to normal for you!xx Speedy

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  8. Oh, that sure was baffling! Poor Annie. We have no schedule to follow because Mommy doesn't have one. Hrrummpf.
    We hope the Lady at least gave you a snack for confusing you (and your tummy).

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